Holy FUCK english to greenlandic translation

Greenland, I'm going to give you a tip because I'm that kind of person and this little bit of knowledge is free. It is very easy to translate English into almost any language and you can do it if you have a good Internet connection easily.

Except for your language now I knew that Denmark was an issue and Denmark has its language budget language is somewhat different, as I understand. But then again what do I know I do know I don't speak your language and I also know that if you research it on the Internet you can go to about 5 billion different pages and not find a single free translator to the language spoken in recent. While it didn't even print your name correctly, did it! I think that's got something to do with Greenland!!!!!

I did learn or I think I did, that the people Greenland don't put silly characters around their letters. But then again maybe they do I did learn that the world's biggest island because Australia is considered to be incontinent that's not exactly correct but were getting close. And I suppose if you're trying to speak the language of Greenland it's going to be a lot like horseshoes after all it is green up there so I'm sure there's all kinds of things for livestock eat.....

Or we could blame it on the Vikings....

I'm personally more of a Uummannaq Kind of guy, But my hat would tell you I'm more of Ammassalik Person.