Hello, today I was there make a feature film where I
confessed all. My name is Jeff Martin. I talk about that in the film. The film
ended up being a lot bigger than I had planned on it being. In fact I'm not
even halfway through it and the film itself, that is to say the feature film,
is almost 30 min. with only half the footage being edited.
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I made several trailers and I have them on just about
every imaging device I own.
It was important for me to give you a Kodak moment. But
even a Kodak moment has become dark John's one. Nope, I said a very large thing
that begins with the letter G but it's not gigantic, I'm assuming it's some
word I've invented. Maybe I've invented a lot more words than I realized. I
don't think so because I've heard other people use this, I think.
Anyway enough's enough. George Clooney Brad Pitt Angelina
Jolie the entire cast of friends with weapons that are directors of the CIA
actor every body. Comes over eventually.
Now once again it's a confessional and I'm telling you
the truth. Those people didn't really come over so I picked up objects and I
assigned them their values.
I'll give you some of them right now, Angeline at your
Pikachu. Angelina.
It's a long competition thing and it gets back to all
kinds of things and even the actors that was an net program with Larry, that
creates a double-edged blade, because you got all kinds of actors and actresses
that was in that next. You need to find a girl who was on a surfboard when
something big into or something like that.
Maybe it was something else I don't know, I just remember
being on the Letterman show and showing part of the broken surfboard and maybe
my memory is wrong.
And then again maybe it's doubtless, maybe it's
doubtless, I actually find that actress whoever that is it's playing that to be
quite attractive.
You know I find a lot of people attractive.
If you watch the feature film, I become a monk, which is
odd because I'm not really a monk and I have no plans on becoming a monk but I
talk about what the United States requires of me in my confession.
It's a complicated and sordid tale.
And Walt Disney you go up in smoke, soda has so does also
every copy of my Poland the faith I own.
You really need to see the feature film to understand.
I can't even surely the preview because I'm sure the
preview is gigantic yes I use the word gigantic this time but there's another
word guard onto one… That's not it the word is Oregon's one
That's not it either I had to do that to see the word
because I don't know.
Maybe you can figure out maybe can't care let's just get
this thing over and done with.
Meanwhile I got this giant realm, a feature film, where I
resurrect the entire rat pack and Shirley McLean starts channeling, we walk
through Europe and I tell a story, some of this has to be revealed.
This is about telling bedtime stories.
It's also about the fact that she can't count on
consistent original content on television.
It's kind of me kicking Saturday Night Live, it goes all
around town, and jumps into Canada and does a dance.
That's right, I actually do my eldest voice and do a
dance with the camera. I do my Elvis voice and do a dance with the camera. Then
I talk about Jimmy Kimmel and I talk about all of the people in that program
and I give everyone a pat on the back.
Then I go psychological and all over the place and we
call Phil and we call Adam and we call love line and we call New Mexico in call
this that and the next day.
Then I circle round and I say let's go to the island of
Montserrat, after all they have a volcano there, after all Jimmy Buffett had a
place there, after all George Martin had a place there, after all there was a
volcano there, after all there was a beekeeper there, after all in Barbados
they wanted to crucify me, that's a complicated angle. It's the truth! Which is
back to Ohio and gets back to some incredible discussions I have concerning
Tina Fey, the girl in those parks and recreation, here's what's unbelievable
when I was filming I could not remember Tina's name but I did remember the girl
does parks and recreation and now it's vice a versa because I can remember
Tina's name not the other one. Anyway she's in Parks and Recreation season to
the news Saturday Night Live. It's not so much her or Tina as it is Parks and
Recreation's husband.
It's in processing this morning, essentially Tina Fey
puts a type of gag on Parks and recreations husband that has a ball on one side
it goes in his mouth and a phallic symbol that projects outward from his mouth.
And then she does a kind of dance on this thing. And Parks and Recreation is
into it big time.
Yes that's right goes round and round because I surrender
all, I do more than that, things really do heat up in this film.
It's partly tongue-in-cheek it's partly satirical and
then again I do get the flamethrower out.
I got to adjust to the fact that it's a barbecue. You
know you need to go back to my students, if you saw the feature film and you
saw the thing I'm not going to show you which was the little promo clip, you
realize that the students, my former students actually did put human flesh on
the barbecue. It's got to do with symbolism and how you dance.
It's also got to deal with was widened where's when and
who is on first second and third.
Which class are we talking about.
By the way I actually talked to the original crew of the
original 18% gray code. I physically give out a real honest-to-goodness old-school
PING!
Sometimes I do a loose one, this time I did a full force
field one, I almost threw up, literally, I did an original 100% full force
field 18% gray PING and about threw up.
It was stuff. I said it was difficult and it's also
stuff. What's just get this thing under the wheel of the truck. After all it's
18 wheels that tells me to act so it's 18 wheels it's going to get the slice
and dice.
Which gets back to the best nomadic if you understand
Saturday Night Live which gets back to Canada and may bring all kinds of
things.
It gets back to caveman and DNA and genetics and the US
Supreme Court.
Oh trust me, the US Supreme Court has no idea, they've
got this giant bowling ball that's going to roll right up to them that's called
Nirvana.
Not make a full confession to my ex-wife.
And like I say I burn the poems one no longer faith
because I confess all and I surrender that which I stolen.
I don't believe in karma and I don't believe in what goes
around comes around I only know, I'm trying to fool you into thinking I'm truly
confessing and surrendering and becoming a monk.
Which gets back to filmmaking and George Clooney a couple
twins Brad one of the twins wives and this actor plays a CIA guy who truly
knows nothing about the CIA. Which gets back to Demi Moore and her former
significant other I think his name is Ashton, anyway I do a discussion with
Jimmy about Ashton and I start going into the Elvis singing promotional
feature.
I do Elvis a couple times, I do all kinds of voiceover
work, and then I start doing Warner Bros. cartoon dances as well as many
cartoon dances.
Trust me, in the feature and in the 38 different
variations of the promos we do cartoon dancing.
We also do garbage. You need to see the garbage, in fact
you find Daffy duck in the garbage with the machine.
I'm not joking estimation point! So here's the deal, I'll
give you a clip of some of the confession that sin one of the promos somewhere
that's in one of the promos somewhere. And yes you guys can jump all over the
malfunctions I see it as well as you. And then I'll give you a clip of the real
bedtime story because you need that. Then I will give you a clip of the
garbage. Plus I had to give you a clip of Pikachu. My goodness even the
abbreviated clip goes on and on and on.
You people have far too much time!
Since this is a confessional, uninvited to a restaurant,
here's how I truly interpreted and by the way it's invited not uninvited.
That's why the dragons tricky I say one thing in its 180° off top dead center.
Anyway I'm being distracted, you call it one thing that
really it's a variation of malfunctions.
I'm invited to dinner, wine, why would I be invited to
dinner, it's a type of controlled experiment for the CIA and Walmart and a
variation upon Jesus to steal the truth.
Yes, I'm that jaded, when I say I trust no one I mean I
trust no one I talk about Inc. amazingly it's not going to put the. Next to the
one.
Now the Dragon is jumping around doing all kinds of
things.
The fax, we get into FBI and the fax and we get into
variations upon Friday.
It's the truth.
I talk about getting a tattoo and when the tattoo comes
on following what God told me to do.
I like Latin because that works, it will be just on
enough it will be just odd enough. The question is is for me and not you. But I
have to be able to see it and that means you'll be able to see.
It has meaning and purpose. That's the point. Which gets
backed up all. Which gets back to Pauly.
Which gets back to the Polaroid Corporation of incident
image making areas…. And yes you always type the word areas and I never say the
word areas. You know this program is not very good. It's the best there is and
not sell a lot on help with static the binary world is. Help with headache the
binary world is. And by the way when I do punctuation it doesn't always do it
correctly.
This thing is malfunctioning to such a large degree
forget it. I mean for you. I mean forget it.
You call it a family affair I call it mistrust. I do not
trust a living soul on the surface of your. People that are supposed to be my friends
are my enemies. I live alone. I am a monk, rock, claimant island, claimant
island, it's not a type.
Let's get back to the fax. My name is Jeffrey Martin on
delivering this to you from very close to the red river I'm going to be eating
catfish soon they tell me, there some guru in my trunk and there is value on
the machine.
I don't trust anything you.
I tell you a bedtime story.
You're going to come in and be inappropriate because your
needs, you are thieves and cannibals.
I can confess but you will not.
You can steal and I can return.
It's the FBI, is Walt Disney, it's Uncle Sam, it's a
bedtime story, it's three fingers, it's a type of channel lock!
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