The starship CO-MANED had verified that this is the best approach
after I'd mentioned it.
TJNJW at Hjo had recommended a different vector path if I
wanted to reroute my trip to Los Angeles. I radioed back or should I say
telepathy, it's really more telepathy, anyway I told thim I didn't see myself
going to Los Angeles California.
A buddy of mine called me yesterday and said he was
running red lights, and Bakersfield and looking for green teeth at LAX, some of
those people are crazy.
We interrupt this scheduled programming for public
service announcement.
A rare moment indeed, I need to slow down, the fish is
much bigger than I realized! The vessel has some type of sonar device that can
image the water and floor of the lake. It can even show the fish themselves.
That's when we saw the size of the one I've just set my
hoaxing. Set my hooks in. You would think I'd want to correct that when you,
you would think I would want to correct that, wouldn't you?
I'm about to tell you a story that is 100% true, every
word. I have a limited degree of proof but, there may be some surviving people
that can verify what I'm about to tell you.
[One of the etymologies for name
Vättern is from "vatten", the Swedish word for water. This origin is,
however, unclear and in dispute. It has also been suggested that the archaic
term "vätter", meaning forest or lake spirits, is the origin of the
lake's name.]
IT IS HJO as I thought, my memory placed the community
more to the south, I guess the memories not perfect. This is really an
interesting choice, it incorporates the idea of a community beginning with the
letter H as well as the dynamics associated with morning time beverages in the
dynamics of leaping over things at an airport concerning automobile rentals. I
suppose I'm the only one left living that remembers that.
The story begins in the fall of 1978 in Norman Oklahoma.
A new student, a freshman, is enrolled in a English class and has chosen to
take a leading class (class has chosen to take a class in the Latin languages
to facilitate his understanding of words and spelling.
As part of his final assignment in both English and in
the Latin class he develops an idea revolving around a dictionary. He picks up
a large dictionary and places it on the table allowing the random chance of the
dictionary to open on any given page. For the most part the dictionary cleaved
in the center.
The idea was to note every single word on those two pages
that had some type of Latin derivative and make note of anything that also
might have a Greek derivative.
Then write a paper about that, tying the things up.
This young man really did do this, and a few days ago the
evidence was pulled from the wall and the skeletal remains of Edgar Allen Poe
released the words and set them back into life.
Cut to an operating room.
0X: “We are going to need some alcohol and some bandages.
While you're over there retrieved some superglue and JB Weld as well.”
N: “Superglue for the circumcision?”
0X: “No, don't be silly, when we’re done I want to try to
glue Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe back together.”
ED: “what about the admin, our your try to glue them back
together to. You know the queen had quite an issue with that.”
0X: “I believe that was all the Kings men, Emily, what
you doing, I don't have time for that now, we’ll address IT later.
This is neither the time nor the place for prophylactics,
I'm trying to be hygienic.”
ED: “I did trim
the hedges, doesn't that count for something?”
MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
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