I needed to escape. I needed an invisible cloak. I needed some other things one of which was important. I thought I would get in my car and drive. My car would not start because the battery is dead. I thought to myself, my feet still work. So I set out to get one thing that I wanted. It was clockwise. I acquired the object and I continued on a clockwise motion. Things were one way and things were this way. There was a lot of show we say spiritual components or shall I say magical issues or should I say the truth which was it was kind of a heavenly experience. Here I'm using the term heavenly experience not in terms of euphoria but in terms of actually standing in heaven and talking to the spiritual components. Remember at times the devil has counsel with God. So, if you can follow logic and deduction sometimes the devil's in heaven. Because that's God's address. Anyway God's been talking. Not that I'm going to explain that to you but I will say God explain some things to me. God explained some very important issues. I felt like building a paramedic and I felt like documenting it. But that's not what God wants me to do because I live in the land where the Pharaoh died.
Yes I'll actually make a paragraph point here. So I leave the house and I acquire a newspaper. I walk and I'm listening to an audio book. I look and I see before my feet a black gloves. My mind immediately goes to Plano Texas. You might not believe this, you surely don't, because if you did things would be quite different! I'm going to go head to tell you anyway because it sounds absolutely insane. So let's make a
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I said so let us make a
And then I said the word oh my goodness.
You know what I don't think God wants me to tell you this. And I'm saying this laughing and it types it correctly. But I'm pretty sure God doesn't want me tell you this so I won't tell you. Not that I can't tell you because I can but I have a feeling that God would prefer I not. God's not going to punish me if I do because is not a sin. But God doesn't want me in any more hot water and I have to be in. In fact that's why he started explaining all of these problems.
David Letterman said some time ago I would say in December of last year something about God. Well the thing he was talking about has to do with something else. I wasn't going to get on God's track because God didn't want me to get on that track and I didn't get on that track. Which gets back to billing a peer amid and Plano Texas. Trust me God wants me to keep my mouth shut concerning Plano Texas and what is called the University or Park cities. God does only talk about Fort Worth God doesn't want me to talk about Van Alstyne God does only talk about the state of taxes God doesn't want me talk about the state of Oklahoma. By the way that with the state of Texas whose capital is Austen!
Which gets back to Austin which gets back to a decal which gets back to Plano Texas which gets back to a sawmill. I'll stop there because I'm starting to get close.
Let's get back to what's not insane.
I wonder newspaper, my car won't start, I said I want a newspaper, so I leave the house and walk. I acquire a newspaper and I continue walking in a circle back to my brothers house. I'm listening to an audio book. I see a black glove. I fire up the engines that God enjoys, and then the fucking audio book I'm listening to allows God to step into the forefront and issue the command of " icehouse!"
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