Friday, July 17, 2015

0716_2015 from the arctic circle

The box I was using had to go to the bathroom and it asked me if it could be excused.  I didn’t want the thing taking a shit right on my work surface so I let it go to the bathroom.

If anyone’s wondering this box is running windows seven and has a voice recognition installed and I’m using Microsoft’s voice recognition for this operating system.  Now if you’re standing at this given point on the globe you would understand why I’m always reaching for a ice picks and you would understand why I have to explain some unusual properties found in Germany and other parts of Northern Europe.

Germans don’t complain, or so they would lead you to believe, but if you ever have the opportunity to get personal with the German you’ll realize they can really be quite windy…  I can’t say much concerning their flatulence but I can say if you go to a vineyard that make a different kind of brew and when they complain it’s along the lines of what we would call that brew…


Let’s see if I can hook and then let’s see if I can go into another dimension because other dimensions are hooked to this given unit.

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