It should be clear

I'm a father and former husband has to teach both his children, His ex-wife, other family members, and friends, as well as the greater sense for those wanting to attain the true value of being an American.

So basically it's truth, justice, and cannibalism so if you're going to keep it young then keep it nice be nice young cannibals.

This is why I've done such extensive research into the whole concept of an alien nation and why I am doing my part control all the redheaded Canadians in the United States.

And I want to assure you that when Donald Trump assumes office he will keep the redheaded Canadians at bay...

So I do teach and I'm teaching you right now about the issues with country western music.

Yes there is trouble in Nashville something smells funny there and I don't think we can blame it on Shakespeare but we might be able to blame it on some kings and queens depending upon how you stand in the river.

What gets back to George Clooney, Mr. Cloney it was only a matter of time, we start talking about the cannibals you and your little Georgia girlfriend Argott walking are going to walk in. Your little Georgia girlfriend, I'm not speaking about your wife we all know she's Italian but your girlfriend the one from Georgia that made you buy a house in the middle of the river so you could live in a castle guarded by community that'll keep people from Georgia away from you and your beautiful wife.

But as you always do George, you've overlook something, and you should know this considering all of the issues it's given Brad and Angelina, you didn't take into account the Australian factor because when dealing with the state of mind of someone from Georgia you're not that far away from Australia.

Basically I'm teaching for cookies, George, if you know anything about teaching you understand the dynamics associated with cookies especially cookies and milk. This is why I teach, George, I'm doing my part to help Nashville.

George, what have you done for Nashville, lately?