I really must say

For the record for the footnote I didn’t forget any of the islands trust I say trust me a special point to make Tasmania of deacon for the other islands. I can’t remember if that was before the lash I made at Australia and New Zealand, after all they are islands as well, with a high five I gave Antarctica. I can’t remember. Anyway somewhere in this part of the story I had a very unique home run now for those you know anything about baseball you realize that the catcher can catch the ball even though I rounded the bases I’m still out but what the catcher in the audience doesn’t know his yes the ball went straight up and it’s coming straight down but it’s got English on it because it’s a strange language indeed. And a footnote and let’s proceed with the post.

And yes I surveyed the audience so Romania and Russia hats off remember it’s a coded language and a coded pattern and I have no idea how you guys could ever track my lines of high code.

And yes I really am retarded. And yes I cannot read or write to save my life. But I can do a unique type of coding within artwork and my own awareness of culture.

And yes I am universal. It’s kind of one of those things…

It’s like having dead people in your garage with the artwork concerning different dynamics of gravitational pull and making maps of other universes and other dimensions. And yes I had all of that stuff before the demons walked in and the with the so-called hands of men and women!

This would be the official end of footnote.

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 or it could be simply an elevator

or I could tell the truth

it was Paul Schaefer and Martin Short

and yes I did do a quick verification

so my brother and I take a vacation to the western coast of Canada and were staying in this hotel and then come over..

All right Canada do you just see what the thing just did time making some spatial dynamics here myself but I’m saying the right thing my brother and I took a vacation to the western coast of Canada and we were in the city of Vancouver. All right it did that correct.

Anyway when this hotel my brother’s distracted knees distractible and you would think I would be distractible but I’m actually not distractible. I’m highly sensory driven and man when I am on I am on and when I was on a vacation I was artist I was carrying one camera with acts of pan 25 that was asked the that was the German film manufacturer called Agfa, thank you. That was that firms film that was black and white at the sensitivity level called ASA 25.

Another camera I carried Kodak’s brand called Tmax 3200, and of course I had other cameras with color films both negative and positive because I was universal, and if you look at the label I still am.

Anyway, I really like that word anyway.

So I’m tired I’m being I got to turn this thing off shut down and cool my brain off. Then I thought about yesterday and going to my little town and the dead and dying.

And I thought about the drive and the fact I was listening to a book I thought about the times the book would make a signal, now I used to call the signal a trip but the trip was a different kind of signal than the signal I’m talking about now when I said trip it’s more of a switch in the old days when I said the word trip it was more of a malfunction. This is not a malfunction, when I say it trip to switch it means I better put things on pause for a while. And that’s what the book was doing. Sometimes, especially when I’m following England, after put the switch on for a long time and I have a lot of time to think and oftentimes I forget why have turn the book off only to turn the book on and realize oh my God I’m in a switch off mode. That’s the nature dealing with the English people in the entire dynamic of the United Kingdom. Trust me, I mean trust me, I mean when I say trust me you need to trust me, I understand these people and I understand their strengths and I understand their weaknesses. You simply have to trust. To trust me.

Now I’m losing track oh yes oh yes oh yes. Okay I’m in this time of zone not a troubled saying it’s just a need to pull over and write something down and if I need to write details down I really shouldn’t do it when I’m driving 75 miles an hour. It’s just not an appropriate thing to do.

So I start walking around the world and I started in Europe and I do a thorough coverage of Europe I make a line at Iceland and then I march through Europe covering every single millimeter of that continent’s surface. Of course and up in Russia and then I start surveying Russia only to make a web along the Pacific realm and then start whipping the ship out of all of the dynamics on the eastern shore know if the western shore of the Pacific. Yes is the western shore the Pacific because the Eastern shore would be Canada and the United States and the dynamics of South America and Central America. And of course I’m not forgetting you Mexico I’m just saying your new strange place. Not that you’re in a bad place, hell no, you’re in a fantastic place, I would say amen hallelujah, you’re in a fantastic place in your fantastic people but when you we have a part of the United States government whose out to kill Jeffrey you’re not so good of a person. That’s what happens.

So if you see Mr. fingers get your snappers!

So I walk through Europe do the Pacific adage along the western shore whip myself back to Russia and then survey southern Russia USA southern Russia it’s not really southern Russia it’s now a bunch of other nations many of them Islamic which then throws me into northern Russia and it’s not Russia is the other group of nations I think they’re called the Baltic nations. I think I better verify that although I did have sex with an ex-Peace Corps volunteer know it’s not an ex-Peace Corps volunteer she was a Peace Corps volunteer as I was and she was from one of those countries and we did have sex and there were complications. Meanwhile I need to check on whether or not I’m using the term Baltic nations correctly.

I cannot explain it but now again my brain actually functions very efficient and high level. Yes it is the Baltic nations. Because I made a special point on walking through all of the Baltic nations and surveying all of the southern nations that were formerly housed in the USSR.

And of course this leads me to the old dynamic of Yugoslavia and in walking around all of those places and I paid special attention to Albania because Albania is a very unique nation that is Islamic but had this cell of Christianity within it. At least it did it one time. So then I moved all around that part of the world and yes Romania is looking at me as well as Russia and I’m not sure why but I do survey the so-called audience. And yes Romania and Russia and the Czech Republic and Slovenia my March around your places all the time and yes your language fascinates me because language is a fascinating thing.

You see guys is the language of the dynamic and finding universals, that’s what the professor did, and that’s how the invisible force field friends became so mighty!

It’s a language thing!

Can you believe it I’m basically retarded FUCK who cannot read or write to save his life but can figure out the universal sequence for communications!

I guess it’s calling a function of living or dying and I chose life and I haven’t amen hallelujah one!

So I continued my March. After I’d covered the living SHIT out of Europe I worked my way through Asia first from the Indian Ocean and moving northward then back to the Pacific and moving inward that I made my swipe at Australia and New Zealand and by the way I’m using a whip because I changed tactics after I touch New Zealand but remember New Zealand you felt my whip. But after I gave you a lash I turned to Antarctica and gave them a high five. Then in the blink of an eye I’m looking at Greenland what my way through that place and I’m in Canada I realize I’d given Canada set of tools and even weapon dream to do voodoo magic. I can’t escape myself back to the Pacific side of Canada and I’m looking at the United States on my surfboard in my brain without a computer and say what slide on past United States and then we reach Southern California and I think, I’m sorry Mexico amid have to serve past you as well it is you’re in a strange state of holding. Umea to Central America should I make it to Central America I do a light pass them on the western side of South America I do the typical survey link down of the South remember the water gets turbulent there do a quick check looked back down at Antarctica and think that I need to give a high 52 the North Pole although theoretically there’s no ground there still is what I do but I cover the East Coast of South America and Central America and I paying the center of South America. That is to say I do AP write it’s a golf club called a pinning driver not exactly right but close. And that’s why due to the center South America. I nimbly my eyes and I’m somewhere in the North Pole very close to Russia I lightly take my left hand and touched the surface of the ice and then I withdraw my whip and I look down at Russia…..

That was one hell of a paragraph!

Africa you’re thinking wait a second, don’t wait, when I was in the Indian Ocean I did your Eastern shore giving special attention to the elongated island with magic fish. I then circle around and did your southern dynamics and with a lightning bolt did everything to encompass your entire western shore been found myself in the mix radian re-surveying certain dynamics of Europe and I’m pulling my whip out to whip all of that stuff in and pivot and of course look at the islands you know I like milkshakes and malts. And all that other stuff. Now I covered North Africa with a set of highly proficient lashes! I’m talking precision here people.

Then I carefully walked into Africa coiled my whip and put it on my left side my mighty voodoo gun pulled out my mighty voodoo gun and it just took the word out and highlighted this I think it some type of Dragon issue. Know this is not Indiana Jones this is something different. And I precisely left little signal components. I did not use my weapon I did not use my whip I merely put certain dynamics in place throughout Central Africa.

I’m not a lie, it was very careful footing. You see Africa you’re in a state of flux China wants your ASS!

And there was an anniversary!

So sometimes it’s your birthday and sometimes anniversary!

I look at Africa and I realize I’m not a liar and realize that’s why God wants me to lie sometimes.

Yes God wants me to lie.

But he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and there’s really no need for that.

Jesus is at the mound he winds up and makes the pitch it appears to be a curve ball, no it’s a slider, no it’s a fastball, why don’t know what kind of pitches this is, Jeffrey doesn’t stand a chance.

What’s this Jeffrey hits the ball precisely in the that rings throughout the stadium the that splits into and scatters itself among the home plate. The ball is up the ball is in the air if not leftfield is not right field is not exactly center. The ball is going straight up, I repeat the ball is going straight up from home plate straight up it does not appear to be a foul it appears to be within the lines of the field but it’s going straight up the ball disappears the ball has disappeared and Jefferies rounding the bases the ball is not coming down a rounds the bases and he’s back at home plate is covered all three bases and is back at home plate it’s a home run and walked and walked and what is this the ball is the sending is descending right on top of home plate but wait there’s a flower on home plate!

It’s just a matter of time