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How real is this.

If there's a real nanny camera capturing footage, here's what it witnessed.

I did a runaround clean about and then I put for newspapers on the round class table.

I then flipped the papers over, I could see one side but not the other.

I certified the headlines.

I or should I say prior to that didn't..

Prior to this I had, not true. Let's keep this with George Washington.

I flip the papers over and surveyed the headlines I've been.

I then flipped the card table over and put it at the side of the house.

The court table held one of my computer monitors.

Sometimes I call computers boxes.

This is a very rare time indeed where the professors going to tell you, the general public, what the code is before I throw it.

Now I've been trying to show you deliberately how the code works but Texas doesn't like big pictures.

All right Texas there is now a card table on the front porch. There was a box on the front porch the box has on its surface the letters P and the letters a red

PA…

This refers to hand shaking which refers to someone I shook hands with at the airport. Maybe I've said something that has something to do with the letters PA..

I then took my shirt and I put it inside of the box as well as a box of cigarettes.

So in the backseat of that vehicle is a box with the letters PA and inside that box is another box with artwork in it.

I'm telling you this because I don't intend to pass any information to anyone, per se.

But that's how it's done.

What does this mean.

It means I made a Jackson Pollock painting and yesterday I stuck a camera up my nose.

You have to ask yourself is this guy George Washington or not.

Is he really seeing imaginary leaves on the street?

Is there really the letters PA on the box and did the guy really see a dead rat.

It's a cherry tree and I did chop it down the problem is it's really a mouse.

Once again Texas if I could give you the big picture I would give you all of this information and you would see the code, live and you would see the dialogue happening.

This gets back to turning the paper over and gets back to red chairs.

Ladies and gentlemen we use the headlines.

There is more information than you can even shake a stick at.

Maybe that's a repeat from some other day.

Maybe I'm shaking a stick and I'm trying to look like a rattlesnake.

Then again maybe I don't have time to properly graph things out and say something meaningful.

So I'll just stuff the shirt in the box and we'll see what happens to the box as I approach where ever it is I'm going.

This gets back to Amy Adams.

If you want me to do some real code, Amy, I need you to make a cartoon appearance.

I have Scooby Doo and I have some rope.

Now Scooby-Doo is code and I'm going to leave the code here at the house.

I am going to carry some invisible rope with me.

Here's the wonderful thing about this, I'm actually carrying a kind of invisible rope that really can tie you up in knots.

I'm tempted to prove this point.

Now I'm thinking I need to create some static.

I'm going to create some static and grabbed the tie instead of the invisible rope although I carry the invisible rope with me at all times.

You can call home and asked my wife.

Ladies and gentlemen there's a dialogue going on.

I really want to talk about television and late-night talk shows.

But they won't invite me to any.

Amy, would you take me to a late-night TV talk show.

Can we talk about the birds and bees.

Can we talk about India and Johnny Cash.

That's one of the funnier moments, Mindy, I got admit that was pretty funny.

But then again I'm board-certified.

Mindy, I'm leaving my Magic briefcase here, inside of the Magic briefcase is a real-life photograph of some of my credentials.

I'm serious Mindy, it's in a black briefcase, the one that held a note from Bob.

This gets back to SpongeBob SquarePants and his girlfriend.

Now aiming let's review, if you're going to talk code would meet you have to understand who and what SpongeBob SquarePants his girlfriend is.

This gets back to what I was yelling and screaming about on the phone this morning.

It was a Bruce Springsteen song, my daughter didn't get it, and my wife didn't get it.

It's got to do with crush velvet seats and we don't have to drive that we can talk it out in back.

You realize my wife, my 1st wife didn't get that reference. I understand my daughter not getting that reference after all it is an older song.

But I was talking about a Subaru and I thought Subarus were built on love.

This gets back to fathers and daughters loving each other.

Don't get confused this would not be a white ladder, the lighter the drove by was orange.

You guys realize that all of this means something to read… The question is what.

Maybe we should go to the Dairy Queen and discuss it.

Amy, are you willing to meet me at the Dairy Queen?

We can create our own late-night TV talk show from a Dairy Queen, there's one in White's Borough Texas.

Or if you would prefer we can stand in one of the drive through booths at sonic which is next to the Dairy Queen.

Or we can walk across the street and talk about Kentucky because they have chicken over there.

Which gets back to shaking hands and the fact I'm going to be late for a very important date.

Then again we got the rabbit and the rabbits what was dialed up when I did an automobile check just a few moments ago.

It all of this is a joke, I really did move the card table and I really don't have a box with the letters PA on it, and what in the world why know about Jackson Pollock?

This gets back to the Home Depot, a lot of people don't realize that Jackson Pollock got his start at the Home Depot. Somewhere I have something that measures up to this but I can't find it.

I was going to drive very close to LBJ and give you a big picture tour yesterday.

I got sidetracked at the carnival.

It was a Carnival cruise.

And that's when I saw the dead mouse.

This gets back to all of the people that were out and about. Ill I made a movie about that.

Would you like to see that movie, I would really like to show it to you, then you could see the state of affairs and various forms of vehicles.

Including a dead mouse and shamrocks.

Of course this is all fantasy land, there's not going to be any dead mice by shamrocks grid….

And who knows, maybe she does work for the post department.

She's definitely got the packaging for it.

That's a cool package to think about.

A lot of people don't realize that Amy Adams has a 2nd job at the post office.

Which gets back to art galleries and the fact that my brain needs to be in a museum.

Which gets back to Woody Allen. It's a joke he made with Paul. It's got something to do with freshness or should I say mellow.

It's in a scene were what he is at a bar and Paul Simon says something and then when he makes a pathetic joke.

I can't remember the joke, I could use this code if I can only remember it.

Which gets back to CDs that I couldn't photograph.

One of them has to do with Canada and Superman and one of them has to do with apples and oranges and one of them has something to do with Chuck close and one of them is Paul Simon.

I must be confused because then there'd have to be a magic hat and I would have to possess a magic wand.

That reminds me, I am to pick up the tie and I am to pick up my magic wand.

That's right ladies and gentlemen I'm going to have invisible rope and a magic wand.

You're welcome to come in and stay a while.

Then again I could arm the device.

I have flipped the papers over.

I have to open my wallet and look at things because that's where I keep the survey of magic wand material.

By the way if you want to do that it's wrapped in blue tape.

That's right I wrapped some invisible code up in blue tape.

You never find it in the box so.

Though.

Because Amy Adams is chicken which reminds me of her husband I'm told that Jimmy had her husband wear a chicken suit.

They would have to have a picnic because I brought over the picnic platter.

It's in the cards little girl, the team put you inside of the cards. I didn't know anything about you and I still don't, I'm fighting to know as little as possible because I actually keep my distance from you and your husband.

But you live in a town called tissue mingle Oklahoma. Tricia Mingo.

I just want you know there is an original source coded individual who used to live in tissue mingle Oklahoma.

Now I know they found this person because this person told me while, she told me she's been found.

Which gets back to someone in Ada Oklahoma and the fact that she's been found out as well.

Which explains why I don't go to that part of the circuit anymore.

After all they have left the country.

Then again they were the beating.

They were the BT which gets back to the 18. They were a baseball team and not an aviator team.

Which gets back to deep Caprio. I think it's DiCaprio. Was he in the aviator?

And is that a Martin movie? I think it may be.

If that's a Martin movie really have to ask ourselves where is the taxi.

And if you're looking for the to see them were looking at a Douglas fir.

And if you're looking at a Douglas for I would watch out for the picante sauce.

It's actually not picante sauce, I have no idea what it is or how they make it but essentially it's me that's been turned into paste.

Of course this brings us back to duck sauce and I really don't have time for that so you don't need to water your guard. You don't need to water your yard because I don't have time for it.

Unless you're Amy Adams.

Knapp Amy I'm assuming you're married and I'm assuming you have kids which is fine.

Any you don't really exist you're a lot like lobsters in the state of Maine.

Which gets back to Stephen King and Stephen's wife Tabitha.

Stephen King and his wife Tabitha don't exist either.

They're merely figments of some Canadians imagination.

Which gets back to page and where in the world this page we need to pay somebody.

No page I need you to get back into the picture and get off the roof.

We seen enough of your shingles, little miss page, so you can get on your bicycle and ride around the town. If you're going to do that and eliminate the airport.

I'm pretty sure you're not married and I'm pretty sure you don't have children although you did in the movies.

This gets back to movie were someone's lying in bed and throwing darts at the ceiling.

But I digress.

There's no way I could actually shove a camera up my nose.

And then again sometimes I'm George Washington. At least in my imagination.

So let's see if we can picture a world where everyone's George Washington and were all carrying a bunch of patches.

We'll call it a hatchet job, you know what I'm a copyright that title and the boy to copyright the rights for that film area did..

I'm going to collect a hatchet job and it's going to star Brad Pitt and George Clooney and we might as well invite the lesbians along so that means you can come along to Julia.

And if you have J we might as well bring the old gang back together.

That would be a call out to Mr. big here.

Mr. big care is from taxes and he has a pony on a boat. That's Mr. big hair. He has big goofy hair I don't know maybe I'm lying but sometimes I love line sometimes I love lying. Sometimes I love being a liar. That's an indirect reference to hair.

And therefore looking at hair they were back in the 70s and it's entirely different show.

Which gets back to Demi Moore and the cover of another magazine.

I got to admit she does have a nice bottom which gets back to animation in Garland Texas back when Garland Texas was in the animated state.

But the whole state of animation is now on a red chair.

And therefore going to be in the middle of a red chair then need to go to Beaumont Texas and made to look for a little girl who's headed for a porta potty.

By the way that's a shout out to a variation at the office.

Of course that means I would be looking for someone with a K in fact I would be looking for someone with a K squared.

Too much code.