More Fantastic Roasts Jeffrey
GAME ON
041113_Post Title: Let's get formal
[Readers note, my writing tends to be mixed up, I expect
this, this document is a little more mixed up than usual, not something I
planned and not something I was aware of until I tried to proof it. This thing is so far off base I would
normally make some halfhearted attempt to make some minor corrections. Never
membered then I remembered, you don't really care if I make corrections or not
because you really don't believe any of this. You know what, that does it, it's
time for me to walk across the street and pull out some scientific evidence.
That's right Mr. and Mrs. scientific community, somewhere here I start talking
about ghosts and then I change the name to spirits to try to get a bigger
audience.
You know what, screw the audience, I got photographic
evidence.
If a picture paints 1000 words than when we look at this
Polaroid. You know there's a lot more to this Polaroid than meets the eye, it's
a Polaroid photograph of a bunch of ghosts or should I say spirits.
It's right next to a bunch of so-called reject Polaroids,
these are pieces of artwork that the art world rejected. Which is fine, I'm a
poster boy for rejection, not something I aspired to be but something you
gladly gave me in return. So be it let's make some lemonades because we are
going to be excavating a cemetery.
It's got to do with dreams and things that really rather
not step in but have no choice, that's the nature of dreamland.
And therefore in dreamland and therefore in a cemetery
and a for pulling out spirits, more than let's carry a camera and see if I can
carry some evidence back from dreamland. Which gets back to the scientific
community and another 1st. I've been doing this a while.
Essentially, a long time ago, before you had me on the
petri dish, I get all kind of experimentations in dreamland. Carrying various
tools and implements I acquired the ability to carry camera equipment with me
in dreamland and take real pictures and bring them back into consciousness with
me. That's a part of this scientific experiment.
Of course the scientific community rejected my work
inserted the art world, I don't have a problem with that, because this artwork
works in mysterious ways and requires more power when you put a little flame to
it and creates a mash. And create some ashes.
It's tragic, on an earthly level, but splendid in a
spiritual level. And you know we are talking a lot about Hindu stuff and
different faiths holding hands.
You'll have to excuse me someone's at the door!]
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I'm choosing not to do this the way I had originally
planned. This is regretful, it was going to work with a lot of comedy, a type
of styling best associated with the comedian..
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resort to their food. Whoever eats the food of another partakes of that man’s
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Today's recipe is an old ancient Hindu script for roast
pig, a wild boar indigenous to much of Asia long ago.
2 At Game
Pause, I'm doing a lot of things in my brain, just like
you do every day, unfortunately for me much but has to fall by the wayside
because I don't have the ability to push it all out there. I can process it
just fine and develop it shape and mold it form it make it work, but they're so
much of it I just can't reach it all to give it to you.
Which gets back to problems we have with Bill and
Melinda! And as you're soon going to see with variations on a wild pig
specifically to a piece of ground north of this current location.
I've got a feeling it's going to be very special.
I made this pause because I just saw something on the
deck, it was a cat, I realized it was my old cat, the one that disappeared.
It's become quite shy which is unlike its behavior when it was a kitten.
I'm mentioning this because I was rewriting some lyrics,
I was doing this inside my head, it's from the Pink Floyd track concerning
cigars and dog food. You kind of have to understand Rawhide! I'm not going to
explain to you but as someone that's older and I'll explain to you what's in
the sausage. Which is also a type of gravy which gets back to the locomotive
which gets back to all kinds of things because this is a zigzagging ping-pong.
Anyway, I was having to rewrite the lyrics to the cigar
song by Pink Floyd, don't get me wrong I know the title is, anyway it wasn't
dog food it was going to be cat food which was then going to make me make a
loop or series of lassos the current membrane and entire herd into the arena.
Will collect meow mix for all kinds of Kitty's kittens
and Pisces proceeds pussycats. Now reconstruct the workaround.
Anyway there's all kinds of things roaming around which
gets back to why I'm here in the 1st place. There's a lot to talk about.
I started out a couple days ago after I'd given the go
command or I call it the go code and that was its original name a long time
ago.
Now my brain has packaged an entirely new coded
inscription which I haven't bothered to write down. That's part of the rules as
of October 12, 2012.
Stop documenting everything the demons are about.
So I stopped documenting for the most part. Unless I can
do it in a secret way which no one will understand and less you understand the
secret way which only a handful do.
I know some of you don't believe me, that's okay, that
was made clear to me and explained perfectly on October 12, 2012.
Here's your problem, I swear to you on my name and in the
belief of God in heaven that I possess that there are a select few number of
people that understand my little unusual thing that I call the code.
You could say I've given them the handhold but that would
be something I used to do a long time ago, I'm not holding any hands right now
so if I were you I might look for something else to hold on to.
Anyway, you don't believe and I don't want to explain
anything to anyone that refuses to see and recognize the sun rises in the east.
Enough is enough and I'm not going back there.
I am going to Russell with some other things, I am going
to wrestle with some other things, am I doing this, maybe it's like the book
I'm reading, in the book a young man, in high school, is talking to someone
from religious order.
The term doesn't come up but it's clearly understood in
the subtext that the young man is being taught the lessons by one teacher
concerning a group of people called the infidels.
This is interesting because I'm working on another set of
lyrics about the infidels.
In fact I'm working on all kinds of insulting things to
increase the level of the power within the restructure. I'm doing it in good
faith and with a clean heart and with a good conscious and for the greater
good. That's right I'm thinking and projecting and working on all types of
wonderful insults that get right into the quick of things.
That's something you'll want to remember, the teacher is
moving to the quick of things. I used to use the term speed but that merely
fuels a different variation on infidels concerning the execution of literary
figures within the context of the free world and the American flag.
Is now Mr. and Mrs. American flag you killed a lot of innocent
people, you'll be alarmed to know you killed a lot of innocent Americans for
this year sport of it! That was proven to me today or should I say this morning
in her dream.
I've had a lot of dreams since I've had the, plausible
denial dream, that provoked a recent post.
To give you a brief little recap, the day I had that
dream I went back to sleep and had another dream where I'm standing there
looking at myself, holding a mirror, with a bunch of artwork on it, and passing
it to myself. That's right, in this dream there are 2 of me, virtually
identical, facing each other, standing in a field, holding different types of
mirrors from time to time, and upon the mirror is a bunch of my own artwork.
I keep passing it to my other self saying here take this
I don't want. Only to find the other part of myself saying, know.. No FUCKING
WAY I don't want that. Then D other self has read and the other self hasn't.
Them the other self has the mirror with the artwork on it. Only for new mirror
and new artwork to appear and for the other me to give it to me in return and
so this goes back and forth for a long time.
Then we had the dream of the morning of the 10th. 10
April, this was very unusual because I learned something, I had a dream where I
learned something that I did not know. I woke up and realized what I had
learned is absolutely 100% accurate. I truly learned something new through
dreaming something that is actually factual. I know it's true, the logic in
simplicity of it is to perfect.
It's alluded to in various forms of art and in all kinds
of culture throughout time and history. It's universal. It is very rare.
It's a type of love. Now that's a complex word, love, I
could talk about it and I could talk about using my old biblical regurgitation
methods that I acquired in various forms of Sunday school. All of the different
labels for love according to Latin, Greek, and Hebrew. I'm not going to do that
but you feel free, there is some value in that read there is some value in
that.
This was a type of love that's not described in the
Bible. It's a type of real love exit type of very complex love it's a type of
love I was unaware of, I didn't think it existed until I experienced it in the
dream. Then I knew it was real and everything kind of changed.
Here's what I know because I'm a thinking man, this is a
very rare form of love which probably happens only once in 1 billion times
therefore the probability of you ever running into it is essentially
nonexistent.
Fortunately for me I did run into it even if it was her
dream. The fascinating thing is that dream was for real people, real tangible
people that I can touch, some have touched and some I know of but it never
touched. Fascinating.
Then we get to dreams of this morning 11 April. This was
fascinating. I woke up and said, that is 100% accurate and truthful.
This is another set of knowledge I did not know, one much
more frightening, this isn't about love, this is about murder. It's about the
murder you have committed! Now which you am I talking to, there's quite a few
of you, in fact the you of it is quite broad and has quite a brush indeed.
Which reminds me, I've altered or brush that resides where the political
prisoner used to reside. You have to understand incinerated artwork and ashes.
Somewhere somebody knows what I'm talking about.
The bulk of it was in the dumpster which was in the trash
which was in an old apartment I left some time ago.
Which gets back to the murder.
Which gets back to the murderer! The bodies are in the
trash, I'm standing there in the trash dump excavating the bodies. This is
murder I think to myself because this is murder. I cannot believe this, this is
criminal beyond belief. And I know who did this!
That's the frightening thing about the dreams, they've
jumped into real-life people some I know and some I know that exist but I've
never met. There is a lot of killers, and a lot of murderers running loose,
some have great power and influence, some have been elected to office and are
currently sitting in various places around the world.
In the United States of America has a boatload of elected
officials with so much blood on their hands you could not imagine. That's quite
a trash pile.
Which gets back to politics, and this incredible region
of the United States, you realize that things are circling like vultures, I
could name one state in another state and now you can throw into more states,
all right next to each other, quite a vortex.
I can even throw in some comedy because comedy is what
I'm doing for you right now. I'm a truth teller, this is a sad truth, so I'm
going to try to give it a or jig read humor to make it easier for you as you
slide into the abyss.
I tried to build you a ladder I tried to form an escape
hatch for you, you denied me and you denied my message and you denied my truth.
So I threw in the river. Good luck.
A will give your comedy. 1st I've got to get formal.
Okay, I'm at the library I've got a new tool in trying to
shape the tool
okay the machines jumping around I can see the
malfunction several lines ahead when I talk about during a little dance or
making a little jig if you understand anything about fishing and dancing.
Man the malfunctions are making me lose track and there
some important stuff I'm overlooking. You know what I need to get to the comedy
of it but 1st I need to give you the important part.
It's a rock 'n roll pass sequence, this past sequence
goes with what would have been code if I would just sit down and draw it all
out. That's what it takes for me to render the code accurately, I have to get
out of bunch of paper and rulers and various implements to make angles and I
have to have all kinds of computers around me with all types of information so
I can properly shape the hidden message. I'll do that stuff anymore of all of
the demons.
Which gets back to a huge misunderstanding you people
have.
I'm assuming this is why God is helping me recover from
the October 12, 2012 event.
They're never going to believe Jeffrey, I've told you,
time and time again you're trying to shine a light into a black hole, this
doesn't want the truth you offer.
Then we go into my relocation so the hand of God can move
swiftly and other things. I pretty much told God, don't worry about me and my
kind you've proven your point, it's time for your hand to strike so start
striking.
Don't know why but for some reason he still holding the
pause button.
Remember ladies and gentlemen this is not the end of the
world, I'm not an end of the world kind of guy. It's just a collapse of shall
we say 50% of the planet.
It doesn't have to be a collapse of 50% of the planet but
the way things shape up it's probably going to end up that way.
It's not the end of the world though, I'm not saying it's
the end of the world I never have said it's the end of the world, in fact if
you look carefully I say according to my knowledge we probably have at least
300 more years and probably a lot more.
How would I know, I'm not God, I don't know when the
world's going to end, it's not my job, it's really not even my concern, I'm not
God, I know exactly who I am.
This could make me go into the old criticize myself, with
all types of descriptions, but I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to
inflate my ego and do anything along those lines either. I'm just going to tell
you I know who I am and what I look like even though I don't always know what I
look like.
I tend to spill a lot of things on myself, not on
purpose… More jumps. I tend to spill a lot of things myself, not on purpose,
but because of, what I'm assuming is, a pre-disposition due to caveman
genetical links to Bigfoot or some other primate.
There's no way around it, I'm a true caveman at heart. I
just haven't found my pebbles.
But I have done a threesome with Betty and Wilma, Fred
and Barney are tied up…. I won't get into it,… have to go to the cartoon
graveyard.
Okay let's get back to business rock 'n roll passcode.
Remember the code hasn't been released its trapped in my brain.
This means you only have 9 pieces of original scripted
code from January 1 to may no April 11, 2013. You have the basic 7 steps with
the 7th being what I gave you. Then have the 8th step which was called the go
code and then you have a strange night step which is very ambiguous that is to
say the 9th step. This was necessary because it had to revolve around series of
threes.
Which is all about the one, 1, 1. Or shall we say the
123.
In fact you go look at both angles.
You still don't know because you don't possess the actual
cipher some can figure.
Which gets back to the dream I had this morning about
standing in some type of trash collection landfill. And digging all of these
bodies up. I woke up and started to think about it immediately and realized
what I'd seen was true. And that these were real people and I know who these
real people were. I know what they've done.
Then I started to think about the dynamics of lemonade..
Of course this makes for a disaster if you're going to
roam around shamrocks and you're looking for a stylus on the train tracks and
even worse if you don't want to be misunderstood and you're looking for a
longer boat. Trust me!
Quite a mess indeed.
You know somewhere there's a locomotive that needs a
breath mint.
There's a lot of rock 'n roll but this is not the
original pass code I need to give you more set of instructions I'm probably not
going to offer.
I just can give you the switch.
And the switch reads like this, “I hear you knocking but
you can't come In.”
Okay back to Little Miss formal. I'm in a library and
whites broke taxes rebuilding shall we say hors d'oeuvres area…
By the way this gets back to someone with a ring on their
finger who may be floats her boat at a school and is a real son of a bitch. I
said I'll have your finger and trust me I will have your finger. Whether you're
living whether you're dead, you will be exhumed and your fingers will be
separated. That's a fact.
You don't want me to start the lunatic fringe dynamic, I
could say trust me, I could say believe me, but I'm going to do neither. Your
with the program or you're not if you're not you better find something that
floats.
Which gets back to building caskets, you know that's a
part of the processing of yesterday's or should I say the dreams of the 11.
There are floating caskets, you need to be careful, they have a water-soluble
bottoms, that's a strange way to write a sentence. These coffins have
water-soluble components that construct the base wall of the coffin, the wall
the coffin rests on when it is open and the corpses being viewed. The coffins
so-called floor piece. The base of the coffin, it's water-soluble, this gives
it unique properties, it floats, even when the lower part dissolves the coffin
still floats. Think about it, imagine the coffin being like Noah's Ark. As long
as the ark is sealed it will float. Now imagine the bottom of the ark dissolves
away but the bottom of the Arctic is still submerged in water and the sides of
the ark are still on top of the water. The ark will still float provided that
the water surrounding the missing part of the arc remains submerged.
Okay let's bring it into the scientific laboratory, take
what will call a Dixie cup. I like using the term Dixie cup because he gets
back to the go code from the other day. If you been able to figure that out.
For those of you living in the world who do not know what
a Dixie cup is, I'll say that's a sad state of affairs, and you need to get
with the program, you need the archive for the old lectures. I have given quite
a few lectures concerning Dixie cups! It's in the archives of get the notes.
Dixie cups were brand of cop, a disposable cup, very
small I would say it would hold about 3 shots maybe 4 shots of whiskey. You use
them a lot when you're brushing your teeth, they began out his paper and then I
think they were made into plastic but I can't remember. They're just a small
disposable cup area.
Okay so you have a Dixie cup and your standing in the
bathroom and you pull that lever that stops the same. That stops the sink up.
In our Dragon we could really could do a better job on this, and just real now
I have the new version I choose not to install it because I simply need new
components.
You now have a sink full of water and perhaps a little
bit of toothpaste residue. Take the Dixie And turn it over so that the open
side is facing down. Very carefully placed the Dixie cup on the surface of the
water being contained in the sink. You'll discover that the Dixie cup will
actually float even though the side facing the water is nothing more than the
opening of the cup itself.
I say this because it has to do with the coffins that are
floating, though float even when the bottom dissolves, but you have to be
careful it could get a ride that coffin.
Which gets back to surfing in the USA.
Which gets back to a lot of artwork, you know if I could
give you all the artwork I would and you would understand a little better. And
I would give it to you, if I could, and perhaps I could if I would take the
time, but I don't have the time and I'm not going to make the time. Basically
if you want my potential to navigate your way through some pretty choppy surf
as you sit on a bottomless coffin you're going to need my instructions and my
little maps.
But I'm going to need a helping hand, and the helping
hands I need do not need to be the demonic nature of mankind they need to be
the more angelic nature of mankind.: The clarify that because we got a lot of
discussions we need to do concerning Satan and the satanic angels in the
spiritual world.
From my witness, having walked around the spiritual
world, Satan and his demonic realm is not nearly as wicked as the surface of
the earth or the state of Arkansas. I'm just telling you! I'm telling you
factually, according to my witness. It doesn't matter what you believe. In fact
I know you don't believe and I know why you don't believe. Fine.
Okay now to little girl below, of going to have some fun,
I was going to have some fun at your expense, 1st let me say in truth, and this
is going to ruin everything, I'm actually a fan. I find you to be quite
talented and quite gifted.
If I were going to do this correctly you would not know
that. I would throw out a series of gently forming insults and then move
quickly into some very sharp barbed insults. I would then make the insults
universal. I would insult India I would then build up Pakistan I would then
insult Pakistan I then would re-insult India then I would insult other parts of
the world and I would say, but wait, we have a helping hand, what's look to
North Korea.
I would then start insulting China I would do a dance in
China and this would amuse the Chinese which would allow me to insult them a
little more, I then would walk around Southeast Asia doing all kinds of
insulting, make a quick jet link hookup in Japan, should down to Australia,
talk about the layered things of history and something I saw last night on
television. This must've affected my dreams because it was a lot like what I
was doing at the trash dump.
You see I saw this thing on nova, on late-night
television, about Australia and oxygen and prehistoric life and layers of
sediment and iron and all kinds of things.
As I was looking at all of the dead bodies or should I
say exhuming all of the dead bodies in the dumps I realize they were in layers
in each layer had specific meaning. I'm assuming this was done because of what
I saw last night on television.
On the other hand it's got everything to do eliminate,
the key cipher I've given you, lemonade, and some rock and rollers who don't
really rock 'n roll because they simply are not hip.
If you're being if you are a butterfly or be the latter
might have. If you're a honeybee you would need to use voice recognition you
could do a little dance that again if your honeybee from England your stinger
might not be in the right place because you don't know how to drink and rock 'n
roll because your momma doesn't dance.
And if you don't want to be misunderstood you need to
start smoking and drinking and then you know what to do you…
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, those are some
esoteric references to old rock 'n roll. Will need to find those little pages
to follow the tracks.
There's a lot of stuff I'm omitting I'm thinking I'm
going to just throw all of this down.
By the way to the little girl I'm trying to get formal
with, I'm not coming onto you, don't get me wrong, if I thought I could get
anywhere coming onto you than trust me I would be one bright light switch right
now. I know better, so let's just say I'm not coming on to you I'm just kind
illuminating a pathway.
So I insult the world and I use you as a vehicle, I make
all kinds of wonderful subtle references to ß ^ dynamics of India and Pakistan
in China and Southeast Asia and Japan and all over. I do all kinds of these
unusual little tricks I have from walking around with an unusual perspective.
I didn't start making fun of all of the male genitalia is
from this region. I basically say that all of the male genitalia from this part
of the world is in a state of malfunction because of the genetic genome. Which
gets back to the X and Y of things.
Then I start talking about magic wands and how if you're
going to look for Coppertone is only one wand you should really be gravitating
to.
This will allow me to slap various parts of racetracks
and other things and allow me to make some serious jabs into late-night television.
Late-night television really need some hard-core jabs. And I'm just the kind of
guy who jabs.
Okay we also have a list of consulting comedians. I got
this from a website and I suppose I should put the website appear. In fact I
also should put the other website appear because I am doing all kinds of
appropriations.
Let's just say concerning the insulting comics. You got
the one thing dad on and correct I disagree with 3 of the others concerning the
woman, I don't know that much about her comedy so I can't comment. She looks
cute from the image and I like her name. So maybe she is good and maybe she is
insulting I don't know.
This gets back to David Letterman. Yes I've done a little
dance around David but there was a time when Mr. Letterman was on the mark. In
fact Mr. Letterman if you were to walk across the street, the street that this
series 7 rating hovered over, and you opened the door to that building, you
would find a piece of artwork with your name on it. Here's what's incredible,
it doesn't really have your name but it has your image and it has my magic.
And that's God's truth Mr. Letterman. There was a time
when you are on the mark and because you are on the market I made a piece of
artwork around your Mark. I'm talking about a real-life piece of artwork Mr.
Letterman. It's really there.
In fact you would not believe the ghosts I ran into as I
uncovered all of the hidden treasures within the coded artwork.
I have so many things I need to show you that will
explain the code.
You know what, I really do need to show you some ghosts.
A lot of you don't believe in ghosts, not a good thing,
you know what we need to change the name ghosts. Let's change the name goes to
spirits and let's say a lot of you don't believe in spirits. Now when you
change the name to spirit from ghost it changes the dynamic and more people
believe. Because more people believe in spirits and believe in ghosts. So let's
use the term spirits.
Okay, now let's make a curveball, do you have a spirit,
some believe some don't, disregard the don't, what stock the believers.
Do you have a spirit, I'm now addressing the believers so
I'm assuming you're not going to argue with me. Does your spirit have
properties, the answer is yes, can your spirit do things, left it down the fax,
the brass tacks, the answer would be hell yes!
In the spirit, your spirit has properties, and your
spirit can actually do stuff. It lives or resides in a multidimensional
dynamic. They can access and do things at your body cannot. But oddly enough it
can on some occasions interact in the dynamic where your body lives. This is
very rare Erie it but it does happen this is very rare but it does happen. It
even biblical!
Okay, can you throw this into a scientific laboratory? I
argue, you most certainly can, and I have done it! I got proof, it would
probably hold up in court!
It's like let's set up a timeline and see if we can't
make our own rewind material within this existence and capture a little
fragment of the spiritual world.
And bingo you have it.
Now don't get me wrong this a lefthanded screwball and
curveball debate and a curveball to beat.
Is it true, yes absolutely, isn't what you think, hell
no, how in the world you think I got this far, giving you what you expect? I
don't think so!
0K I've got a lot of art work I really need to show you
and for you dumb on a creatures you need to stay away from my artwork. More
than likely you'll never see it because it's going to be like the red roof
area. Which gets back to some other artwork I need to show you if we ever get
back to step-by-step. Which gets back to the Beach boys.
Which gets back to the concept of what is hip and what is
not.
You know kids I was once a professor who was actually
teaching this formally in a classroom. I was also a colleague that you had
lunch with and that we had coffee on occasion with that explained this and
broke it down.
And for the select few I'm the guy that initiated the
initiation sequence of what we'll call the card calibration.
We know and I know and right now they don't need to know.
Which is fine.
If you draft your catch and where on page I know you got
the page because you been doing PayPal yeah let's let that would just ride.
And they think I'm trying to make a connection, you see
the issues with cluelessness, before I was talking about the dynamic of hiding
things within artwork and thinking concerning the so-called GUI world. The
so-called old time GUI squad the goonies.
The joys of voice recognition.
Okay of supposed insult back great vast part of the
planet, by the way this isn't the part of the planet that has problems
concerning what's in the freezer. But that doesn't mean I'm not trying to shake
you up as well because that's what I am doing.
And I really have said a lot of horrible things, for the
greater good for better purpose, exit type of insulting like correcting tooth
decay.
Or biting bullets, or catching adrift without a cloud if
you need some Coppertone.
“Now, go back where you been”
Vera Mindy Chokalingam b 062479 - Cambridge,
Massachusetts – FFT 1984 shit (Fan-Fucking_tastic); American actress, comedian,
writer, and producer.
The Mindy Project, The Office.
AKA: Mindy Kaling
Dad [Avu] – architect; Tamil - India
Mom [Swati] – gynecologist; Bengali
The name Vera is the name of the "incarnation of a
Hindu goddess".
1997 - Buckingham Browne & Nichols; a private school
in Cambridge, Massachusetts. [Rich Fuck]
2001 - Dartmouth; improvisational
comedy troupe "The Dog Day Players"; cappella group "The
Rockapellas"; Creator of the comic strip "Badly Drawn Girl" -
The Dartmouth College Newspaper; writer, Jack-O-Lantern, college humor magazine.
… I told you way back in '52, your kind of lovein ain't
good for me
You know when I think about it
The Brit and his sister be rite down your alley
You-n I both Know IT be true
I hear you knocking, Go Away - you can't come in
I hear you knocking, Go back to your office
Who knows
You might find a cracker jack and a prize
I hear you knocking
Checkmate
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