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But I have to do it through fine art and the state of Texas and Oklahoma has stolen my voodoo map and records shreds.

You see we have this thing called MI – 18!!!!  And in taxes and in Oklahoma everyone wants to destroy it. Which explains why I can't start a radio.

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I keep thinking I can use artwork to save the day. I keep stealing my artwork to a small size. In other words I'm scaling it down because I think this will make it easier to post. So I make some very small types of artwork. I then walked to the computer to try to post these small little tidbits of artwork. Then I realized that the computer is tied up.

I'm in Garland Texas and Garland Texas does not want me making artwork in Garland Texas. Which explains why the radio quit working. It also explains why Paul chose those numbers for yesterday's Chicago trip.

Which explains why we have various types of hotdogs if you understand the political landscape in standup routines.

This means I cannot use visual artwork I got to use artwork in words. That's fine because me and words get along just fine.

That's what I love about living in taxes. That's what I love about Oklahoma, that's what I love about this part of the United States.

It's like I'm on crutches and everyone wants to steal my little electric went around doing.

Essentially in the United States, if you're crippled you can purchase an electric one round thing. They advertise them all the time. The thing is, for me, they will sell me the electric runaround thing they just won't give me the batteries for it.

You know this gets back to code and it gets back to batteries and it gets back to Burger King.

It also gets back to a pearl necklace which gets back to ZZ Top.

Which gets back to Garland Texas and do you really want me to do work with words?

Your picture can paint 1000 words. My words can create quite a picture.

Will: a picture perfect moment without batteries. In

You realize I'm going to have to use smart hall, the executive grid with a coat of armor on it as an ashtray. That's not a good day in Garland Texas.

If you could see the small artwork I tried to give you you'd realize I can't take a shower.

You see the bathroom is a crime scene investigation, I can prove to you that it's a crime scene investigation because they ran over my dog. I'm going to assume that one day I'm actually going to be able to post yardwork. Then you will see the actual artwork and the fact that this is a crime scene and they did run over my dog.

This gets back to another town in Oklahoma. Now we can talk about mountains and we can talk about molehills.

There were two brothers who came from the earth. At one time they lived around Georgia or Alabama. Then they took a tearful road to red earth.

One brother established a type of building made out of granite in a town in Oklahoma. This town is on the voodoo map.

You people think I'm joking when I say I have a Buddha map, once again, I'm in Garland Texas and I cannot prove it to you, I have a literal voodoo map.

This voodoo map literally has this town in Oklahoma on it.

The town in Oklahoma were first to country and Western music and problems with country-western swing.

You know basically America I can solve all of your problems in one movement.

The problem is the bathroom window, you people if painted over the bathroom window so the times I cannot open it.

Maybe I need to find myself a steady job!

Or maybe I should just move to Arizona, what does it matter!

Or maybe Paul will give me an airplane to gauge cargo and I can create a lasso and somehow work my way to the eastern shore of Canada. You know the eastern shore of Canada calls is something that I'm attached to.

Bingo.

Now ladies and gentlemen we can go to Toronto once you're in Toronto Canada you can say hello to India.

You people think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding, this gets back to Plano Texas and the type of church.

You think I'm kidding, trust me this would be an Arnold Schwarzenegger moment or should I say a dirty Harry episode.

Which gets back to big feet and gets back to the cavemen carry a club which gets back to court road and the forest.

People this stuff actually threads and makes a tapestry.

Okay, we are now in Toronto Canada, when you go north to Montréal.

This makes me want to find the Atlas and start looking things up and tying it together with three fingers.

Of course I'm in Texas or should use the terms used in but I like the three finger term. I should look that up but I'm pretty sure it's spelled with three letters, HOJ!!!

Don't you find that amazing that those three letters form that pattern. Did you know that my words paint a picture does anyone have any idea of the picture on painting!

This gets back to bread-and-butter which gets back to Germany which gets back 10 kn. Which gets back to knots.

That's not exactly right, I'm supposed to go to a grocery store who has attention to Germany. The grocery store begins with the letter a. I'm supposed to ignore the grocery store and buy a can of nuts. I wasn't supposed to leave the store and go to a 711.

That's actually code and if you could see what's in the sink in the bathroom you realize, it really is code because the guy really is photographed.

Which gets back to the nanny camera and my ability to defeat the nanny camera. I can do it and I just proved it but I'm in Garland Texas so you're never going to see the proof.

The state of Texas does not like big picture moments!