Taking exceptions

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If there was an archive you would find that I do a lot of criticizing concerning the weekend news crew.

You just can't count on that crew for much of anything when it comes to the script.

They seem to step up to the plate, this morning and I thought I might as well dance with that.

But there's no such thing as an archive and there's no such thing as an invisible message.

I mentioned dancing with something and I realized, as I said on the driveway, I didn't bring my dancing shoes, but I do have an imagination and let's all imagine we all have our dancing shoes on.

Let's create a new song called imagination, now John Lennon has done a variation on that but mines different.

This gets back to the opening line when I acquired consciousness this morning. It was a line from John Lennon movie. No it's not a movie it's a song.

If I tried hard I can remember it but I don't want to remember it because I'm trying to put on my dancing shoes.

Then there's the 2nd line, that's not from a song that's not from the lyric is from you. It's a little bit frightening, essentially you're saying watch me spit shined this!

It gets into quite a bit of detail which I'm not going to get into right now.

This just in the 3rd part which is history, when she's working on the spit shine I'm projected into history and lo and behold I'm standing on some concrete.

This gets back to sisters. Yes believe it or not it really and truly gets back to sisters. I can give you some precise code for you to locate the sisters. Do I want to do that. Why not.

I have not seen her long time but she appears to like cars now. I sorry your photograph, one's, she has a lot of photographic moments.

Then everyone worked on to restructure and I to work to restructure.

So she walked in to look at the restructure.

Hello Asia, you know you to be right around the corner because that's how it dials up.

Which gets back to the restructure and another restructuring which gets back to chemistry.

She had the chemistry.

Now you've got a handful of sisters.

 Anyway let's just stop and let me get back on page I intended to just put on my dancing shoes and make a little circuit.

 Because

You're supposed to know any of this.

Nevada put my mind back in the place were supposed to go. Okay, this is blatant but were going to have to start with blatant because when I take my glasses off I can't find them when they're on the yard as you saw yesterday.

There in the stairwell.

Bingo, bingo, bingo.

We have the hawk I have a connection and now I can code.

Girls, you've isolated the PMO player far too long, I know this because I know the PLO player well, he does not have a vagina. I know this because Ellen told me.

Stop isolating the P&O player, stop isolating the PML player….  Somebody plays the P&O…. My goodness it doesn't like that instrument.

All right voice recognition let's try this a different way, it's, believe it or not a stringed instrument contained in a box it's called APN oh.

All right don't shoot me an only BPM player.

Well it doesn't like Elton John either.

So I'm not going to do a workaround you just have to figure it out, you've isolated P&O player long enough free free set him free.

Not lost my place begins post put something else in the line.

All right here are the basic rules if someone is real you can't touch them because no one can see the trail that leads to reality.

Therefore a avoided the pointer sisters with great precision.

I don't have to avoid them anymore because I've already shown that card which means I can do all of the pointer Sr. researcher wanted to do.

Which is fine, but I've showed you the pointer sisters so I really need to go back to that point, I can avoid that repeat.

Which gets back to the family and gets back to a group of women called the Dixie chicks.

No Dixie chicks have been in recent magazines. That is the absolute truth. You know I met the Dixie chicks when there were more Dixie chicks and just 3.

In fact there was a small covey of Dixie chicks.

They did the circuit and then they met with her bore friends and talked about church. They did that in the parking lot, I say that because it's absolutely true and if there are any Dixie chicks listening you'll remember the gig where after the gig used in the parking lot and talked to more friends about church.

I was the bullheaded guy, you would know that now because I wear a wig.

Which gets back to what day it is, it's Saturday, should look in the TV Guide.

But I don't trust Tina Fey and little miss wig isn't on that circuit anymore. Which expect David Letterman someone he calls the evil genius.

This gets back to something different something I can't quite put my finger on.

Yesterday I was going to tell the United States how to solve all of their problems and Syria, essentially of going to tell you to send Sarah Palin over there and let her work her magic because Sarah Palin has a magical vagina.

I can actually type it in and make it work and make it makes sense.

But I'm trying to flirt with 2 sisters that I don't have any vision of.

Which is fine because I'm sure they're married and have children of their own.

Which gets back to the 2 other sisters while I'm standing on concrete surrounded by other sisters that are associated with chemistry.

You know that's a true story.

You also know that I talk about darts, darts or real, there are people would've seen some of my darts.

Here's something you can count on and I promise you it's absolutely true.

If you could go back in time to the place where I'm standing on concrete surrounded by the restructure of chemistry you would realize these are 2 significant darts.

They walked right in, I knew they were darts but I didn't know where they were from because in those days it was a lot harder to pick up your pen auger feed it is now.

The man is a genius and his female companion is also a genius.

This makes me wonder if they're still because something tells me with that kind of mileage you don't seem to stick.

 Together

I did not say the word together the machine type it I said you don't seem to stick.

All right I've told a lot of stories here's the magical part, I woke up this morning and it was a John Lennon song and I don't want to think about what line it was because it doesn't really make sense.

Then there was something completely different that I don't understand because I've never seen this person create….

She's the one that says watch me do this spit shine.

Then I'm on concrete and I know where I met when I stand on concrete.

Which gets back to Katy Perry, you know the girl giving the spit shine does look anything like Katie..

Katy Perry.

Which gets back to Richardson Texas and giving a high 5 at the sign of 8.

Which gets back to what your heart Don and the fact I need to pick up some tampons for my girlfriend.

Believer not that Hoekstra country-western singer who's related to a guy with puffy hair.

A country and western singer whose isolated with PML player.

We'll stop there.

I have no idea what that word that begins with the H is capitalized just a couple of sentences ahead of this one is and what it means.

I went doing research either.

Although I would like to look at the sisters and watch them perform in the stairwell.

I gave the stairwell performance last night.

It's okay, I had a bar of soap with me.

Sometimes you can count on the weekend crew, that's the exception not the rule.