Feelings 4 Kate and Mom, lets tie dad Up and put him in the Van

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Order try this with it unplugged and then I will plug end and see if I can push.

I'm not going to reread this and I'm not going to correcting malfunctions.

Today is April 25 and the time is currently 10:39 AM Central standard Time.

So far everything has gone 100% textbook.

Last night I tried to reach and touch you but as things well they sometimes fall apart.

You know I could do this would code and then again I could just spell it out for you.

I came here wanting to do code but now I'm feeling like a devil.

Last night I was watching David Letterman and there was an act or snake Kate Hudson on the program. Now Kate Hudson said something that is a type of trigger.

I then walked into the bedroom and retrieved an older computer called Anna Suess.

That's not correct but someone will know what I'm talking about. I plug the device in and logged on and then tried to touch you only to see the fading, part.

Now I had in my possession some top-secret code. That's right ladies and gentlemen some top-secret code and we have to keep it top secret. It was a soft drink cardboard box that would hold an orange soda beverage called Orange crush.

Within this soda beverage were 2 rings. Now in truth you wouldn't call them ratings you would call them variations upon washers.

But enough with washers, they are rains because I picked them up behind a 711.

This is all top-secret so none of this is accurate.

I have to say that I have to say that because the sponsor told me to.

Which gets back to yesterday and me pertaining to do runaround code and someone telling me you've got a dead rat in the attic.

Do we really have dead rats in the attic? I better not having in my attic but just so you'll know, if you live in Ireland you may have dead rats in your attic red.

By the way that's top secret code so let's not repeat the fact, Ireland may have dead rats in their attic red..

If that's true then we need to reach for Scooby Doo.

And if you flip Scooby Doo over your realize you created a decoy and you've tied the redhead girl up. Now I could tell you it's a number 1 issue but I don't need to do that because it's only 44 min.

Which gets back yesterday and Kate Hudson.

Now let's talk about yesterday morning and crime scene.

I told you about precious bodily fluids and today I went to get coffee and I proved to someone that there were precious bodily fluid issues.

Everything is been 100% to the textbook so far.

To anyone that might have walked around the original track you don't understand certain aspects of Stanley Kubrick.

You do understand how I use Stanley but it's something entirely different when the monkeys start throwing things at the model with.

At the thing on some other planet. It's like throwing bones.

So last night not only did I have a precious bodily fluids moment I started doing a Jackson Pollock lecture.

This is God's truth.

This is 100% textbook and it's God's truth, let's just say I had the opportunity to do a Jackson Pollock painting.

Sometimes I can smell these things out!

Which gets back to something off the script.

I can do stuff and stay on the textbook 100% or I could throw something up into smoke and say here is your precious bodily fluids.

Which gets back to 2 parts of a triptych and the fact I got the other part ready to rumble.

Which gets back to Subway and gets back to David Letterman. Which gets back to Kate Hudson.

This is why we must ignore Conan O'Brien because Carl Brian hired Tina Fey to threaten Jay Leno.

And I've told you that Tina Fey and Steve Carella the same person in there about building dams in stopping the flow of a river.

Which gets back to fresh air and problems with Amy if you were picking up code yesterday.

But if you're picking up code yesterday you would see me behind the 711.

You also see me driving down a Flickr.

Which means waterworks which means I need to find a certain type of game so I can replace the cards.

N the textbook if I stay on the textbook.

The problem is Kate Hudson, now I don't want anyone to tell her, her mother told me that her child needs a daddy.

This has to do with Bobby Flay.

Believe it or not I can loop this around and explain it.

The problem is the pack of Marlboro cigarettes with the Jackson Pollock painting unit.

Let me repeat that.

I have been on textbook 100% all day and much of yesterday. Now I still have a certain component of the triptych to pass along the line.

I have given them soup to nuts because I like yogurt covered raisins.

Which is why we have to reach for a VA when you go back to the 711 and pick up the real thing.

Which is why we're trading so many tracks.

The Jackson Pollock painting housed within 2 packs of Marlboro is completely different.

However the newspaper that holds Jimmy Buffett and something pink is exactly what I said it was.

Something pink past something my way so I took Sunday's newspaper, Sunday being the last Sunday, and I tore a page of a magazine, page 100 with Jimmy buffet's face on it, and I took a piece of pink chalk their purchased at a place that sells soup to nuts.

I did that because I walked past a tattoo.

Which gets back to an airplane and some little guy pointing at an airplane in saying the plane to plane.

This brings us back to Kate Hudson. And back to fundamentalism.

But it has to do with Kate Hudson's father and the fact that she doesn't really understand her children which is why blast and stepped in.

Now were laughing because that's kind of what started all of this.

But then you have to know something about your mother and heaven only knows you don't know anything about your mother.

Which explains why that was a rerun.

You know sometimes I need original programming, which gets back yesterday because I get records original programming.

That has to do with living with your parents which gets back to the textbook.

Now we need to test to see if this thing will touch.

By the way that's top secret code meaning I'm going to activate the airport and then I'm going to try to put this on the Internet in a place that holds social media called a blog.

It's a top-secret blog about India.

India is a hot button issue because Pakistan wants to prove a point and then try to negotiate a deal with North Korea.

But the library is creating a smokescreen.

Which gets back to Amy and the fact that there's a bowling museum somewhere in Arlington Texas. Somebody want to explain to me why there's bowling Museum in Arlington Texas! I don't see that as being textbook, anything.

Which gets back to Amy in the fact that Amy didn't even know who I was.

This gets back to India and Johnny Cash.

A lot of people do not know that I is currently holding hands with Johnny Cash. It has to do with cutlery, he kitchen cutlery, or should I say Alabama. I could say Alabama like it's a kitchen cutlery.

This could let me touch Neil Young because sometimes I like going to Canada.

This gets back to a variation on pages which gets back to vaginas.

It puts us back on the roof and makes us look at shingles.

You guys think this is going nowhere but you need to realize it is going somewhere.

It's going to Kate Hudson's house because I know where she lives!

I was just about to stop because that last line is the place to stop when the truth walked in the door and began to look at me from the computer screen. There's a program called TMC or something to that effect rid or something to that effect.

I think it is called TM Z the Z as an zebra.

They follow Hollywood people around and irritate them.

One time they were following Kate Hudson around and she was at some restaurant with some really tall black man. I think the black man was baseball or something athletic.

This is a strange twist because it doesn't fit in right with what I was trying to pass yesterday.

Which doesn't explain Jackson Pollock paintings at all.

You really need to see that footage and I would be glad to give you that footage the problem is I was in Garland Texas and Garland Texas consumed all of my brushes.

So I began to yell and scream at nanny cameras.

That's when I got the nose bleed and begin to talk about Jackson Pollock paintings.

It went something like this.

Understanding over a table next to the kitchen, the table has a glass top and has a circle below the glass top that hovers over a wooden floor which is next to a grandfather clock.

I'm giving some lecture and my nose starts bleeding it starts bleeding all over the table and all over me and all over my close.

Without missing a beat, I'm yelling and screaming a coded lecture in trying to teach you all how code and symbolism works when I start doing a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm serious, without missing a beat I begin to start lecturing about Jackson Pollock's artwork and a thing called drip or splatter paintings.

I'm looking at the glass table with my blood all over it and I begin to tell the classroom, I wouldn't call this an invisible classroom lecture or because something else. I begin telling them that Jackson Pollock actually did do some splatter paintings on glass or plexiglass. I know because I've actually physically seen these things I may have even have touched one. So I begin to do my own variation of drip painting.

This gave me the opportunity to touch India, you know I take every opportunity I can to touch everyone around the world.

And this gave me the opportunity to touch blue glass which means I'm touching an alcohol bottle containing a type of gin.

You know that's 100% true.

Then I began to think about the FBI and the fact that much of what I'm yelling is for the FBI so I begin to dip my fingers in blood and put my fingerprints, in blood all over the gin bottle.

You people think I'm kidding but today you will know without question I'm not kidding.

Today you're going to have the other part of the triptych and you're going to have a bloody gin bottle.

You might even have a shirt and some of this artwork has a signature.

You people think I'm kidding, I would give you the photographic evidence but every time I try to do anything photographic Garland Texas, you know I've criticize Garland Texas enough.

One of my say, I have not, it's not possible to criticize Texas too much.

It's not possible to criticize this part of the United States too much.

I know that sounds negative but that's why I had to go to Germany today.

I had to tell the Germans, look, this is a soup to nuts issue!

I did that because I had to go to Barbados.

Believe it or not this actually ties things up which gets back to Scooby-Doo and the redhaired girl on the back of the DVD.

Which gets back the 2 washers, that I'm calling rings, and a soft drink box container.

I have this crazy idea that all of this means something.

You guys know I'm just pulling your leg, none of this is true.

Now Paul McCartney's ex-wife knows I can pull some legs which explains why she dances the way she dances.

Which gets back to Tom Thumb, I went to Tom Thumb and I had to buy 2 things basically I needed to touch Pat Sajak in Vanna White.

I needed to do that because Canada, Brenda, didn't quite make the cut on yesterday's episode although she did win a smart car.

So I had to buy 2 mopeds because I Mr. claim.

I did all this for Brenda and to save the day for Canada.

I did that because Canada has a part of India. Which gets back to telling lies in the fact that I told you a lie and I knew I was telling you a lie when I began lying.

I was talking about a church and I said it was in Plano Texas when I know it's not in Plano Texas. But I was trying to talk to a lover so if you're trying to talk to a lover you don't want to tell her where the churches because you're reading other lovers at that church. That's the problem with having affairs at church and doing sexual escapades with lovers at church.

Sometimes you're dealing with cheaters and then that means you have to go to an old movie theater and order martinis.

Thank goodness this is all fiction and I'm making all of this up.

No one would go to an old theater and get martinis while looking across the street it cheaters and having affairs at church.

And grandees would not be headquartered in Louisville Texas.

Which gets back to other girls and other affairs church which gets back to Texas instruments.

It also gets back to a girl named Barbara.

You guys realize that this is all fiction, right!