042413_915AM
Reporting to you live from Garland hexes April 24, 2013
9:15 PM.
Now I know the site has a warning concerning adult
content. I want to reinforce that right now. What I'm about to reveal is for
adults only, not for children, so if you are under age you need to leave this
site immediately!
I find it odd, when you think everything is been done
cinematically and then something is thrown right in front of your face.
Something new and completely different. Which changes the whole strategy of
contemporary filmmaking and cinematography itself.
What I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, there
shouldn't be any children here, I'm going to show you actual footage from crime
scene. Today's a big day if you know what the days are so you need to stand
ready.
This is actual crime scene footage and unfortunately I'm
going to have to reveal parts of myself, that's right parts of myself, totally
enclosed and completely nude. I have to do that because it's part of the crime
scene in your not going to be a woman measure things unless you can see the
magnitude of it.
You're also going to see some precious bodily fluids
which gets back to a variation of Peter.
Now I have to give a shout out to the original coders,
Peter Peter pumpkin eater. Don't try to decipher that it's magical.
Which gets back to problems we had last night late night
television. But enough of that I just need to get on with the story and the
need to show you the actual crime scene footage.
Now kids I talked about darts and have talked about
buckets and I've talked about retrieving code.
Apparently, last night, we had quite a party, I invited
some people over from India, I thought I would try to be friendly and nice and
offer television a little bit of advice.
But I guess I'm no poet and soon you will know it because
you'll see my big feet.
Yes it's about scale and my feet are a lot bigger than
they might appear cinematically.
But when I'm totally nude I do get a rumor out she can
measure it.
And you'll now know it's multidimensional!
So here we go, me totally nude and precious bodily fluids
spilled here and there.
I want to make it clear, I know who you are, little miss
red riding Hood! You might think I said you might think that things are grim or
perhaps they're bleaker perhaps this is some type of retail. Or perhaps you
think this is some type of fairytale! Let me tell you something, you can go
ahead and bite the Big Apple!
It's called a Thunderbird!
It's good taking a while to get this stuff shrink
wrapped, it is in high definition in the post here I need to make it
collapsible. I give you what I can when I can.
You just need to keep the kids at home and keep them away
from this place because it's about to become super adult.
I'm going to go ahead and blame this on red riding hood
and 90 and 90. I would blame this on Little red riding Hood and parts of India
and I'm also going to go ahead and throw some clothes out to sisters that
saying only one sister doesn't sing she simply vegetarian. So you have some
singing sisters and you got handshakes if you had a good Austin Texas.
Which gets back to Taylor Swift which gets back to me
bringing in a ghost author.
This part of the story is so big I had to bring in a
ghost on your, unfortunately Stephen King was not available so I had to call
Oprah Winfrey. And who do you think she gave me?
I know, I know, I know! It's like Dr. love line only
worse because part of its in Las Vegas. Which gets back to New Mexico and other
aspects of Las Vegas Nevada gamble.
This gets back to late-night television and things we
cannot count on because everyone knows we've got problems with Jimmy. You know
Jimmy was here last night partying down. I can prove it, he still unconscious
on the floor!
Yes this is going to be quite a day and quite a story and
you will see nudity and precious bodily fluids!
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