let's say there are issues with the ex-wives of train robbers

 that works for me.

 Some of you might be wondering why doesn't this guy hit the trail. It's got to do with the ex-wife of train robbers because sometimes it's a parked bus. Come on drift.

 Now thankfully there are some things we can all count on. I'm really good at doing stupid things and today seems to be a pretty stupid day so I will step up to the plate and be stupid because I'm going to be all that I can be.

 There's a lot of stuff I'm supposed to tell you but let's get to the specifics. It's pretty rare that I actually carry with me what I would call a real-life weapon. Now if you know me you know I carry a pocket knife but that's because I'm an old timer. So why would I carry Finland with me, let me just say that objects have that type of magnetism or resonance with me and I need to surround myself with objects that give me a certain type of magnetism.

 Not that I can count on Finland, after all they actually see something in that redheaded guy from passages it's from Massachusetts, what's his name, is a late-night talk show the got bumped off by J, oh yes oh yes Conan O'Brien and issues with Finland and the Arctic Circle.

 Trust me we don't need to relive all that stuff. By the Way, Mr. O'Brien isn't even on my frequency if you can drift with an antenna. Which gets back to shortwave issues and longwave issues and why can't I pick up anything on shortwave. You know the winter is the best time for shortwave, or so they say, are nonetheless Steve. Either no go West Steve.

 No assignment type that correctly and I don't want to go there. Let's just say besides being stupid I should embrace it and be a Boy Scout and just in case I can fillet of fish. This gets back to the stuff in the back seat. Yes I do stupid stuff and I can't believe I'm actually carrying that but this is a short trip for one object.

 And yes I feel I'm going to be Google flied that would be the word Google with something goes at the end of a word. It's not a prefix so I guess it would be a suffix then again what do I know about words.

 Okay so why would you carry that stuff, now that's actually a good question, but it is the beginning of the holiday season if you can dial up my drift. This means I need to address issues with country-western music and the things called swing. God told you now I have told you that there are assassins among us. One of the assassins lives in petitioning know Oklahoma she calls herself a country-western singer but then again maybe she doesn't. How would I know?

 Anyway the spirit of her enter my vehicle was in the backseat trying to assassinate me. She was in the middle between two other women, I need to remember that, so that's where you are little Miss Rattlesnake.

 I need to remember that there are assassins among us. I don't see myself throwing the voodoo down today but then again that's usually a good sign because I never do what I think I'm going to do. Which gets back to why haven't the trail because some things are parked bus. Which gets back to other issues with the variation on the whole concept of Steve's.

 it also seems to be a soundtrack day. Now you have three soundtracks, why would I reach for this one, let's just say I'm holding a handout to Canada because it is kind of a left-handed deal so beware of left-handed Canadians they could be assassins.

 You can never tell.

 Now I need to talk to your wife although I think you're separated which is exactly the way things should be with me. So little Miss wife, come to Papa embrace the dark side let's shake Rattle and roll and twist and shout. You know my kind of venom can save lives. Come on baby I'm offering you a shot at redemption. On the leave the shovel by the actions because you never know when we have to go to the graveyard because it is that time of the year.

 Come on kids it's the candy code.

 On the candy man I said I am the candy man.

 So Mr. and Mrs. Finland and Iceland and everybody else on the dial. You asked yourself, who do you love?

 I'm tempted to get a necktie. I actually have a bolo in the magic compartment. It's hard to believe that bolo is actually the real word for type of tie and I actually have many of these. In fact one of them has a coyote on it. You don't want to pick up that bolo, you know objects have magnetism with me and I'm kind of a strange guy that does stupid things, apparently.

 Anyway if a fish jumps in the car I can fillet it and if push comes to shove I would take it to the venom store.

 Hello Plano Texas, big daddies trying to groove your way and he's show you all of his weapons. I wouldn't worry about Finland and I wouldn't worry about the Rattlesnake I would worry about that green bowl that has various forms of earth and it.

 That's the stuff movies made out of.

 Which gets back to ashes and hashes and my carrying that date. The word is baked. The word is fish food or something to lure a fish called baked. Which gets back to Howard Stern and masturbation. Only it's not going to do the word used to lure fish called fish food or baked. Oh thank heavens for Dale Evans.

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