Stephen William Hawking embraces native American cold fusion technique

Stephen William Hawking, " I have personally felt the power of this voodoo and if I have to carry it to jays program before the end of the winter Olympics, I'll do it! "
Little Stevie I hope you're still working on the agony chamber.

You come up in the footage somewhere along the line. Now I'm telling you I'm putting both feet in but both hands and as well. You see sometimes you need a move to the way things smell that's why they call it the agony of de feet! It's a French term.

So what you're going to see in the first part of today's features. We're gonna starts at the latter part of the Andean move directly to the last thing shot. Gonna do this because of the so called burning hand syndrome.

On that lead you through the so called record deal. This has to do with Sheryl crow and me wanting to reconcile with some issues so I embrace some aspects of Tennessee and I have to go back to sleep. This is after we did the French cooking episode.

I go back to sleep and we enter what I call the second wave. The second wave does all kinds of things and you can basically a plane that on Sheryl crow and the other aspects associate with Tennessee. Yes Paul displays a small part. That would be Elvis but call plays apart as well.

Okay the record deals, complex will talk about that later again we begin the jimmy camel ritual. And yes you're going to witness an actual scalping ceremony and you're actually going to witness the potato dance. And yes you're gonna need the movie material from this morning to understand any of this. I don't know if and when you're ever gonna get it but I do a rendition of the actual potato dance and a true ceremonial scalping. I do all kinds of other things to and ice and a ball a rolling.

You also get to see me creates an actual primitive native American sculpture using strange Thynamics and smoke.

Then as I recall I start talking about my genitals because you can't have a good program without putting all of yourself into it so I would have to put my generals there so as the so called man ran for governor used to say there is a time girls.

You know that gets back to the second wave processing. I was walking around in the land of Ann Richards and I was between her position in office. Looking at the crop forms of high ground which is called SMU and then we had the peaceful column episode called Ann Richards and then we had more turmoil which ends up at SMU. No wonder the spirits from heaven and hell want me to market place with an ever in during spiritual push pin. You know Jeffrey there something to all this stuff.

I can't believe I remember that from the processing. But it keeps working around in the shadows. That would be lurking around...

All right then we get past subpoenas phase we get past the male genitalia phase and I start doing other stuff I'm not sure what specifically. Then I see who's on jay leno's program tonight and I become somewhat outraged.

Remember Mr. Leno this is how what little redemption Arkansas had lost its way.

Anyway I realize I have to alter jays artwork. I mix up a concoction and lo and behold I've got cold fusion before my eyes.

So now I'm trying to contain this accidental unification of atomic nuclei and see if I can't draw some the energy down and back. It has realized you have all kinds of unique signatures when you have fusion. This is something that the Mormons don't understand that no one remembers that part of science.

You know I have more artwork around your than you can imagine. And you know there's more of voodoo here than I was ever aware of. I have found FUCK do in the crux and crannies of this place that would blow your mind.

Now, Conan O'brien I want you to have the first self assembling sand painting. Not a way I've been doing sand paintings for little while but I'm moving into a new arena of the self developing and self awareness sand painting. I don't think this is ever been done before. Anyway you're going to need to look in your mailbox. I could not find your mailbox.

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