CIA drones currently deployed in Canada

 original title:  if you're willing to change your stance on libraries

 I might consider it

 it's true, the CIA has a file on you and I'll prove it isolation point!

 This is an actual photograph of the CIA drone. The photograph itself is somewhat deceiving because it looks like a strange derivative of a moth but if you look at the metadata you will see it's actually quite large. Relatively speaking in terms of insect relativity and Lesher from New Zealand because the insects there have evolved and Lesher from New Zealand in less it has to do with evolution.

 So you're going to see actual image of the drone its size and I'm going to  reaching deep and actually give you an image of the CIA operative in charge of Canadian intelligence gathering....

 not all be truthful I said now I'll be truthful nor wasn't that much gathering going on until Seth Rogan left. Then things started, spark up in the CIA realized once that drank it been removed Canada could actually be mobilized.

 All right three images. But first I'm going to plagiarize some images but I'm going to give you a footnote. They want to talk about leadership and nomenclature.

 Canada fought I said Canada fought I said Canada was thinking that their leadership was based on the component associated with male genitals.

 Unfortunately they didn't quite get the spelling of the terminology correct.

 Now far be it from me to throw out any insults I'm just saying, I'll help you set the record straight, this is really what you meant to address.

 This is why I'm showing you my hand.

  first plagiarism in the next smattering of insults.

 Above three images were appropriated from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada   January 18, 2015.

 Now for the real deal

as you can see with some things size matters despite what the propaganda may say.

 The drone

 one of 33

 from the personnel files

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  I know it's unbelievable but this is an actual page from the CIA's Canadian espionage manual

 now were going to carefully look at the leadership associated with Canada

 Canada relax it's a simple spelling error I'm only here to help you understand the conceptual error that you've made

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 data between the line of stars from:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Johnson     January 18, 2015

 I'm pretty sure I have more Canadian material rolling around here somewhere but for now I'm just going to post this.