know I wasn't lying

 I had to borrow some of my brothers close.

 now I know you find this amazing but I wasn't wearing any underwear.

  I originally intended to share this with England for Sam and the professor but if you look at the world at large you'll see Great Britain doesn't seem to care. On the other hand Canada is starting to light up.   so I'll throw this your way.

 Now I know they're all kinds of rumors about this on the web but I'm here to tell you it's absolutely true and I'm going to prove it.

 For the record the technical aspects of this image is quite sophisticated, I won't go into detail. But it's simply true I had designed this way, it makes it easier to clean and sometimes I just don't want the thing in the way.   you think I would want to show to you with a greater degree of capacity but I didn't get much sleep last night you know anything about the sexual dynamic we do deal with shrinkage from time to time.

 Now for the record my close plain so I'm willing to show you both sides now.

 This is an image from the other side when I'm in my own close and you can see I do wear underwear...   I could go a lot of places from here, I mean look, it's right before you.

 There are some more loose images that I thought were links to other pages, you'll have to excuse me while I do a small survey.


 And the survey says:

 I want you to look at this image carefully, if you think about it artistically there's certain aspects to this image which are frightening. It's not too difficult to see.

 You people should have gathered by now that I'm holding a lot of information back in this particular post. Trust me, there's mathematical magic roamed around this very page.

 You need access to the so-called meta-data but you need to be careful when you do that because the CIA is up to it!